100 Excuses People Have for Not Blogging
Posted on December 23rd, 2007 in Online Experience, Personal |
Yep, I’m making a list (checking it twice), feel free to add at the end, no matter how ridiculous they are!
- I have a life off-line
- University application is too hectic
- I want to focus on my grades
- Nothing interesting ever happens to me
- MY ISP died
- My neighbour died
- I got grounded
- Wordpress/blogging software is being stupid and not letting me log in
- My fingers were severed in a work accident
- I got paper cuts on all ten fingers
- I was kidnapped by Martians
- I was too busy … drinking Starbucks
- … watching Law & Order Special Victims Unit
- … checking my RSS feed
- … complaining about the International Baccalaureate Program
- … planning my next bank heist
- … laughing at e-Drama
- … making a living
- … trafficking goods
- … smuggling illegal immigrants
- … finding smilies
- … visiting Snark
- … visiting Vindicated MB
- … chasing boys
- … running away from boys
- … running away from one boy and chasing after another
- … trying to cure cancer
- … trying to get on the set of the next Harry Potter Movie
- … proving that Santa Claus exists!!
- … shoveling snow from the driveway
- … shoveling the neighbour’s dog’s crap from the driveway
- … making out in an elevator
- … downloading Christmas music
- … listening in horror over Jamie-Lynn Spears’ pregnancy
- … condemning stupid teenagers for getting pregnant
- … wrily smiling over Nicholas Sarkozy’s latest womanly pursuits
- … laughing at George Bush
- … stumbling on Stumbleupon
- … surfing Youtube
- … thinking how stupid, shallow, and superficial Asian dramas are
- … yet watching them anyway
- … gasping at the special effects in the Golden Compass
- … enduring another 4 hours of LOTR 1
- … shopping for Xmas presents for boyfriend
- … organizing the yearbook committee
- … Facebooking
- … playing wii
- … designing yet another corporate website
- … touching up on my resume
- … making long lists
I decided to bold the ones that apply to me (you didn’t think they all were relevant, did ya?)
Add more so I can make it to 100!
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I'm Crystal, a Canadian who thinks she can take on the world simply by getting up each morning. They call me the caffeinated IBer wandering on the Internet. 
15 Responses
51. Extracting my cat from the Christmas tree
lol i think you covered alot so i cant think of any others to contribute :blush:
@ Holly - Your comment just made my day :biggrin:
52. My dog ate my computer…? o_o
53. …shuffle my miserable pills [generated by the Random Excuse generator]
Gah I have no creativity left.
LOL @ Holly’s excuse. :biggrin:
54. I’m just too damn lazy.
55. My fingers were cold and I couldn’t press the right keys while wearing gloves/mittens.
lol XD
Well, I was going to say there’s no excuse, but nah-
56. Myspacing
57. Opening presents! (or at the time I guess wrapping presents)
58. Sleeping
i like the LAZY one hahaa
hehe…Facebooking.
me too! lol.
I hope you had a great Christmas! ^_^
I wish you a wonderful 2008! ;D
(despair)
Myspace or Facebook obsessions should be up there, a lot of people dump their sites for places of that type.
That was interesting. :tongue:
I love that list. Very interesting. I’m usually Facebooking or I have nothing interesting to blog about. :tongue:
despair-
59. Bebo-ing
60. Ran away with Santa
61. Emailing George Bush
62. …because puplic toilets stink
63. Making up excuses for notb blogging.
64. Procrastinating
65. Procrastinating off procrastinating!
66. Too busy making lolcats
67. Too busy… getting drunk!
68. I *was* going to blog… but then I got high
You mean you haven’t been kidnapped by Martians? Why am I here again?
My main reason is simple really: too busy sleeping (literally).