100 Excuses People Have for Not Blogging

Yep, I’m making a list (checking it twice), feel free to add at the end, no matter how ridiculous they are!

  1. I have a life off-line
  2. University application is too hectic
  3. I want to focus on my grades
  4. Nothing interesting ever happens to me
  5. MY ISP died
  6. My neighbour died
  7. I got grounded
  8. Wordpress/blogging software is being stupid and not letting me log in
  9. My fingers were severed in a work accident
  10. I got paper cuts on all ten fingers
  11. I was kidnapped by Martians
  12. I was too busy … drinking Starbucks
  13. … watching Law & Order Special Victims Unit
  14. … checking my RSS feed
  15. complaining about the International Baccalaureate Program
  16. … planning my next bank heist
  17. … laughing at e-Drama
  18. … making a living
  19. … trafficking goods
  20. … smuggling illegal immigrants
  21. … finding smilies
  22. … visiting Snark
  23. … visiting Vindicated MB
  24. … chasing boys
  25. … running away from boys
  26. … running away from one boy and chasing after another
  27. … trying to cure cancer
  28. … trying to get on the set of the next Harry Potter Movie
  29. … proving that Santa Claus exists!!
  30. … shoveling snow from the driveway
  31. … shoveling the neighbour’s dog’s crap from the driveway
  32. … making out in an elevator
  33. … downloading Christmas music
  34. … listening in horror over Jamie-Lynn Spears’ pregnancy
  35. … condemning stupid teenagers for getting pregnant
  36. … wrily smiling over Nicholas Sarkozy’s latest womanly pursuits
  37. … laughing at George Bush
  38. … stumbling on Stumbleupon
  39. … surfing Youtube
  40. … thinking how stupid, shallow, and superficial Asian dramas are
  41. … yet watching them anyway
  42. … gasping at the special effects in the Golden Compass
  43. … enduring another 4 hours of LOTR 1
  44. … shopping for Xmas presents for boyfriend
  45. … organizing the yearbook committee
  46. … Facebooking
  47. … playing wii
  48. … designing yet another corporate website
  49. … touching up on my resume
  50. … making long lists

I decided to bold the ones that apply to me (you didn’t think they all were relevant, did ya?)

Add more so I can make it to 100!

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15 Responses to “100 Excuses People Have for Not Blogging”

  1. 51. Extracting my cat from the Christmas tree

  2. lol i think you covered alot so i cant think of any others to contribute :blush:

  3. @ Holly - Your comment just made my day :biggrin:

  4. :lol: Love number 51, Holly.

    52. My dog ate my computer…? o_o

    53. …shuffle my miserable pills [generated by the Random Excuse generator]

    Gah I have no creativity left. :smile:

  5. LOL @ Holly’s excuse. :biggrin:

    54. I’m just too damn lazy.
    55. My fingers were cold and I couldn’t press the right keys while wearing gloves/mittens.

  6. lol XD
    Well, I was going to say there’s no excuse, but nah-

    56. Myspacing :D

  7. 57. Opening presents! (or at the time I guess wrapping presents)
    58. Sleeping

  8. i like the LAZY one hahaa

  9. hehe…Facebooking. :D me too! lol.

    I hope you had a great Christmas! ^_^

    I wish you a wonderful 2008! ;D

  10. (despair)
    Myspace or Facebook obsessions should be up there, a lot of people dump their sites for places of that type.

  11. That was interesting. :tongue:

  12. I love that list. Very interesting. I’m usually Facebooking or I have nothing interesting to blog about. :tongue:

  13. despair-
    59. Bebo-ing
    60. Ran away with Santa
    61. Emailing George Bush
    62. …because puplic toilets stink
    63. Making up excuses for notb blogging.

    :) Mine are pretty rubbish, but they could work. lol.

  14. 64. Procrastinating
    65. Procrastinating off procrastinating!
    66. Too busy making lolcats
    67. Too busy… getting drunk!
    68. I *was* going to blog… but then I got high

  15. You mean you haven’t been kidnapped by Martians? Why am I here again?

    My main reason is simple really: too busy sleeping (literally).

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