Music Monday! See? This is how I keep myself blogging. Now, up there we have We Are by the lovely Swedish Ana Johnsson. The song reminds me of Death Eaters, probably from that video I watched with this song. Enjoy.

I went to play tennis today and realized just how terrible I am at it. My serves and rallies are out of whack. But I did have a good laugh with my tennis partner.

Him: Yea, [name removed] was telling me why he doesn’t bother going on dates
Me: He’s got an excuse?
Him: Mmhmm, he told me about this proverb
Me: What proverb?
Him: Let me think… something like… “bros before hoes”?!
Me: *gawk* *bursts out laughing*

Apparently, ladies and gentlemen, ghetto slangs are not part of your average IBer’s vocabulary. We instead call them “proverbs”.

We played for an hour or so and decided to take a break in the shade. At this point two pro-looking guys walked into the court, and I said to my friend, “I think they’ll be really good players!” Before I even finished my sentence, both of them took of their shirts and started jogging around the court! Obviously, it was extremely difficult, almost impossible, to concentrate on my book, much to the annoyance of my guy friend. They then proceeded to play half-nude for the rest of the hour in the court which was located at the corner of a very busy intersection. Yes they were good looking. Yes I took pictures with my cell. And videos. But they were both really good! And that, folks, is why tennis is highly amusing.

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