Ubiquitous

Found

// January 3rd, 2008 // 13 Comments » // QOTW, Wordless Wednesday

Found in December in the Organic Chemistry section of the IB Green & Damji Chemistry Textbook.

I relate to you, somehow. I wonder who you are, how you were, and where you are now.

QOTW: What have you found written or tucked away in books that you’ve picked up? Now I know why people like the PostSecret experience!

Popularity: 2% [?]

Random Class Quotations

// October 4th, 2007 // 15 Comments » // Academic, Quotables

Despite popular belief, “quote” is not a noun, but a verb. The correct term for a verbatim of someone else’s text is “quotation” (one of the few things I learned in English last year lol). Ever since Pre-IB, I’ve gotten into the habit of collecting teacher/classmate quotations in my student planner. Here’s a selection (because I’m procrastinating on SAT-prep).

Any demonstration where the teacher may die is a good one - Chem HL teacher

That assignment was terrible. You may see the following comments on your paper: BLECH, ACK, ARGH, DUH - TOK teacher on one of the first knowledge assignments we handed in (BLECH = stupid example, ACK = stale argument, ARGH = Now you’re just pissing me off, DUH = common sense, a poor attempt to boost word count)

By the end of Exam Paper Three you will not be able to find your hand - History teacher

I was in my bubble of happiness. I didn’t hear you - French teacher in response to a student’s question

Hydrogen bonding? That’s biology. I’m not going to stoop THAT low - Physics HL teacher

I BELIEVE IN HARRY POTTER - English teacher, I’ve loved her since

Student: I have to leave early today
Physics HL teacher: PROMISE?!

Teenagers who let their hormones get away from them DIES - English teacher, on Romeo and Juliet

[While demonstrating bonding with foam balls and tooth picks] They’re [indicating two atoms] having a good time. Let’s add one more and make it an orgy. And the orgy goes on and on until there are no more people… atoms… to have orgies with! - Chem HL teacher, by the end of that little lecture the entire class was going o___________O

[On probability in mathematics] In an ice cream cone, order makes difference! You start with your tongue at the top and work your way down… or you bite off the bottom and suck it all out - Math HL teacher, I remember giving my friend a look and we both suddenly burst out laughing in the middle of class.

Hush! I don’t care about you - English teacher to student

I feel like Shakira - Physics HL teacher, who’s in his 30s x.x

Okay people, this is sad! - English teacher

Patrick, you make me want to throw myself out a window. Open one so that I can jump out! No, not that one, I can’t fit through that one - English teacher

Song lyrics today don’t understand the SUBJUNCTIVE tense.. I mean, “homies”, what IS that?! - TOK teacher

I find myself too amusing - French teacher, to himself

*Sneezes* I’m allergic to students - History teacher

Stephen, whatever it is in your lap that you’re showing to Ray PLEASE put it away - English teacher, resulting in much LMFAO-ing in the class

EDIT: GOD DAMN IT I’M DONE SAT!! The word ubiquitous appeared on it TWICE…. time to thank me site visitors lol.

Popularity: 2% [?]