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Alive and Kicking

// May 9th, 2008 // 21 Comments » // Academic

I’m totally amazed by the fact that I’m sitting on my bed write now typing on a (OMG moment #1) laptop that’s (#2) Macbook with (#3) wireless Internet. My parents have been putting off getting me a laptop for university, so my aunt and uncle went ahead to get me a Macbook. I’ve been a PC person since the 1990s, so it’s taking me a while to get used to Macs and laptops in general. Needless to say, they’re a breath of fresh air!

This week I’ve learned so much about taking exams. I finished IB English HL Paper 1, History SL  P1P2, Math HL P1P2, Chemistry SL P1P2, and just got home from Paper 3. That’s eight bloody papers in one week, what a headache! Anyway, I’ve compiled a list of things one should and should not do during/before exams (from experience haha). 

Rule #1 - Do not be late for an exam (stating the obvious). I was a few minutes behind schedule for the chemistry paper today because I was OUTSIDE the gym/exam room memorizing last minute equations, along with half a dozen other people. Our IB Coordinator came out and went, “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! GET IN HERE!” (in a posh British accent of course, being British and all that). We went inside and it was slightly unnerving having 90 pairs of eyes on us. This wasn’t so bad as a paper yesterday, where this guy showed up two minutes late. IB rule dictates that if a student is more than fifteen minutes late for an exam, he/she does not get the Diploma and has to wait till November to take the exam again. Yikes!

Rule #2 - Mutilating gummy bears is a great stress reliever in the middle of the exam. For some reason our school is being very generous by allowing us to bring “unwrapped, non-sticky, non-crunchy candy” to the exam. The Coordinator said it was in case we needed a “sugar boost” (hmm… he must’ve had experience with kids crashing from too many allnighters). I’ve gone through half a box of sour gummy bears already, they’re great!

Rule #3 - Guard your food from sneaky invigilators at all times, otherwise you’ll notice your English teacher loitering around your desk and just as you hit a panic moment about probability density functions there will be a great probability that your gummy bears are slowly disappearing. (I kid)

Rule #4 - Thou shalt always look at the backside of the last page. One of my friends walked out of the chem paper today going “OMFG I FLIPPED OVER THE LAST PAGE AT THE LAST TWO MINUTES AND THERE WAS A WHOLE PAGE OF QUESTIONS =OO” Haha we’re horrible test-takers, can’t you tell? 

Rule #5 - For God’s sakes don’t GRUNT LOUDLY, BURP REPETITIVELY, and SHAKE THE TABLE INCESSANTLY unless you want the wrath of the person on the other side of the divider. If I don’t get a 7 for chemistry I’m blaming the annoying idiot sitting beside me who kept tapping his foot and producing foreign noises from his body parts -.-

Rule #49385798 (for the entire list, buy my book when I’m wealthy and famous as the result of an enriching International Baccalaureate education) - do NOT under any circumstance knock over your open water bottle over your recently-finished, pristinely-written-with-black-ink history essay and SMUDGE half the words. Thank god I had an instinct to bring kleenex and paper towels and had them in the corner of my desk. I managed to dry my essay (on Stalin’s industrialization) before everything turned into a black blob (much like Stalin’s mustache). I don’t think my friends will ever stop laughing at me for that incident.

I will now be catching up on all the sleep I missed this week.

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*Yawn*

// December 3rd, 2007 // 18 Comments » // Academic, Music Monday

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Apologize, by Timbaland Feat. OneRepublic. I think I listened to this WAY too many times.

I’m up brightly and early at 5:00 am again, this time finishing the last Theory of Knowledge essay that I would ever have to write. The topic?

“… we will always learn more about human life and personality from novels than from scientific psychology” (Noam Chomsky). To what extent do you agree?

I felt it was one of my weaker essays that I rushed to finish in one day. My last one, on the topic Do language play equal roles in different areas of knowledge? got me a high mark, but I can’t submit it for official marking to IB because turnitin.com didn’t process the essay in time :ouch:

It might seem as if I’ve crawled into a hole and stopped blogging, but it’s not true! I’m just splitting my attention between two blogs that’s all.

I haven’t done Music Monday for a while so I thought I’d upload one of the songs that I got really addicted to after watching So You Think You Can Dance. It’s not my usually mainstream pop style, but what the heck!

A happy december to everyone! Vancouver got its snowstorm! And like any snowstorm here, it was all gone after a whole night of rain yesterday, pfft.

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Phew, EEs are Done

// November 4th, 2007 // 20 Comments » // Academic

My sincerest apologies for disappearing for the last little while. Where was I you ask? I could say that I was frenetically preparing for exams, essays, and projects and that I was quite in over my head. But you would say, that’s no reason to not blog! Indeed, but this time, I actually have something to show that I had not gone shopping instead of blogging (oh the atrocity in that).

Behold, my Extended Essay as a May 2008 International Baccalaureate Diploma Candidate (damnnn I really love saying that long name).

Click Here to See a Screenshot!

I’m sure you college/doctorate kids are saying, BAH! That’s nothing. But I’m quite proud of the BS it actually. It has really been the bane of my existence since April this year, seven months of work… okay I can probably consolidate that into a month and half due to all the procrastination. 7 months of work. 4000 words. 4 drafts, 3 boounded copies (I swear the IBers are having a party at Kinko’s right now). And I’m back to blogging, that’s the best part I should say.

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Random Class Quotations

// October 4th, 2007 // 15 Comments » // Academic, Quotables

Despite popular belief, “quote” is not a noun, but a verb. The correct term for a verbatim of someone else’s text is “quotation” (one of the few things I learned in English last year lol). Ever since Pre-IB, I’ve gotten into the habit of collecting teacher/classmate quotations in my student planner. Here’s a selection (because I’m procrastinating on SAT-prep).

Any demonstration where the teacher may die is a good one - Chem HL teacher

That assignment was terrible. You may see the following comments on your paper: BLECH, ACK, ARGH, DUH - TOK teacher on one of the first knowledge assignments we handed in (BLECH = stupid example, ACK = stale argument, ARGH = Now you’re just pissing me off, DUH = common sense, a poor attempt to boost word count)

By the end of Exam Paper Three you will not be able to find your hand - History teacher

I was in my bubble of happiness. I didn’t hear you - French teacher in response to a student’s question

Hydrogen bonding? That’s biology. I’m not going to stoop THAT low - Physics HL teacher

I BELIEVE IN HARRY POTTER - English teacher, I’ve loved her since

Student: I have to leave early today
Physics HL teacher: PROMISE?!

Teenagers who let their hormones get away from them DIES - English teacher, on Romeo and Juliet

[While demonstrating bonding with foam balls and tooth picks] They’re [indicating two atoms] having a good time. Let’s add one more and make it an orgy. And the orgy goes on and on until there are no more people… atoms… to have orgies with! - Chem HL teacher, by the end of that little lecture the entire class was going o___________O

[On probability in mathematics] In an ice cream cone, order makes difference! You start with your tongue at the top and work your way down… or you bite off the bottom and suck it all out - Math HL teacher, I remember giving my friend a look and we both suddenly burst out laughing in the middle of class.

Hush! I don’t care about you - English teacher to student

I feel like Shakira - Physics HL teacher, who’s in his 30s x.x

Okay people, this is sad! - English teacher

Patrick, you make me want to throw myself out a window. Open one so that I can jump out! No, not that one, I can’t fit through that one - English teacher

Song lyrics today don’t understand the SUBJUNCTIVE tense.. I mean, “homies”, what IS that?! - TOK teacher

I find myself too amusing - French teacher, to himself

*Sneezes* I’m allergic to students - History teacher

Stephen, whatever it is in your lap that you’re showing to Ray PLEASE put it away - English teacher, resulting in much LMFAO-ing in the class

EDIT: GOD DAMN IT I’M DONE SAT!! The word ubiquitous appeared on it TWICE…. time to thank me site visitors lol.

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One Week In

// September 9th, 2007 // 16 Comments » // Academic, QOTW

I can’t even count the deadlines I have written in my agenda after three full days of school. It’s true what they say about Year II IB, “the work’s never done”. I’m currently slaving over my four thousand word Extended Essay (EE). Lovely, having a massive project due like that in the second week of school.

Day 1
Block A - IB Theory of Knowledge 12
Teacher is also my EE supervisor =O

Block B - IB French 12 Standard Level
Teacher way too happy for an IB population

Block C - Nap/Spare/Quality time with fellow suffering peers block
ZZZzzZZZzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Block D - IB Physics 12 Higher Level
Teacher former IB grad, at least he knows the pains

Day 2
Block E - IB English 12 Higher Level
Teacher is a Harry Potter fan, nicest and sweetest old lady ever

Block F - IB History 12 Standard Level
Teacher seems passionate about the subject, yay!

Block G - Evil IB Math 12 Higher Level
Principal Moderator for North America, this is my third year with him

Block H - IB Chemistry 12 Standard Level
Teacher seems TOO nice and TOO easy, didnt think that was possible

I feel like I’m about to take the N.E.W.Ts or something, with teachers constantly reminding us of IB Exams coming in May (they’ll be here before you know it!) Information about Paper 1, Paper 2, Internal Assessments, Planning Labs, External Assesments are killing my brain cells.

Okay, five minute break’s over. Back to the dungeon I call Extended Essay writing on a particulary fine Sunday Morning.

QOTW: What’s your horror story from the first week of school/work?

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