I had a notepad open on my computer as I started reading HPDH on July 20th at 7:07 pm (I didn’t realize the time significance till now lol).

This is my journey. Yes, there are enough spoilers to knock you off your broom.

7:07pm - Began reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

8:32pm - Omfg they kiss! Ship! Ship! Ship! Ship! Ship!

8:40pm - Norbert is a GIRL?!!

8:41pm - Haha Arthur’s patronus is a weasel

8:51pm - The mystery deepens with Dumbledore’s will

9:04pm - Laughing at Krum’s discontentment with the lack of girls

9:27pm - Awwww… Ron and Hermione fell asleep holding hands

9:35pm - Looks like we were right about Regulus Black…

9:41pm - The back story from Kreacher is unbelievable

9:45pm - "Overkill, mate" Ron’s hilarious

9:50pm - Muggle born roundups reminds me of the Holocaust

9:53pm - The thought of Tonks and Lupin having done you-know-what is highly disturbing

10:01pm - AHHH! Umbridge has the locket

10:03pm - Awww Kreacher is so cute! GODDAMN SNAPE.

10:05pm - It’s sad that they’re not on the Hogwarts Express

10:24pm - interesting name, Undesirable #1.

10:51pm - Some messups in the book (stupid ebook), Hermione looking tenderly at Ron?!

4:11am - Got up after getting kicked off the computer by Mom

4:13am - The goblins talk sent shivers down my spine

4:14am - The sword is FAKE?! Is the real one a horcrux then?

4:17am - Oh my… Neville, Luna, and Ginny all tried to steal the sword!

4:18am - the ring! the ring!

4:24am - Harry you stalker! Looking at Ginny like that…

4:24am - Wow Ginny, continuing with Dumbledore’s Army

4:27am - Maybe Rune Studies wasn’t a waste afterall

4:31am - Lily making Harry’s 17th bday cake? It’s so sad

4:32am - Merry Christmas you guys!

4:36am - Seeing the grave was so sad, awww poor harry

4:52am - this connection will be his downfall

4:55am - Idiots! Breaking the wand!

4:58am - Dumbledore sounds like a wizard version of an IBer

5:01am - Wow, another friend-turned-enemy thing…

5:03am - Did Gellert kill Ariana?

5:05am - Nurmengard?! Did JKR just go all LOTR?!

5:12am - OMFG RON’S BACK! I LOVE YOU RON

5:18am - Awwww Hermione’s like Harry’s sister

5:24am - Ron and hermione are ADORABLE even when they fight

5:28am - Interesting point about the Taboo

5:30am - Omg the mark. Why does this remind me of The Da Vinci Code?

5:32am - Love and WAR?! Lmao

5:38am - WE SEE THE TITLE! DEATHLY HALLOWS!

5:39am - Quest? Seeking? Believers? Tales? Wow a rosebox must be around the corner.

5:44am - I mean, you could claim that anything’s real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody’s proved it doesn’t exist!" —— Dear god what is this? Theory of Knowledge?

5:45am - Isn’t the name Peverell in The Da Vinci Code??

5:47am - I think the fact that they all chose differently Hallows is very VERY significant

5:48am - I’m sorry but this cracked me up "Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people’s"

5:50am - My goodness, Luna is a sweetheart

5:55am - Desperate times make people do desperate things

5:59am - Oh great, Harry’s ancestors come into play…

6:06am - Sweet, Lee Jordan’s on the radio

6:09am - I’m hosting a Support Harry Party, who’s joining me?

6:12am - "The fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to" ROFLMAO, I’ve been waiting for something like this

6:20am - I see another spectacular escape in store for the Trio

6:26am - Damn you Bellatrix don’t Crucio Hermione!

6:29am - Wormtail dies

6:32am - Dobby dies. This is devastating

6:35am - The inscription is so so sad

6:36am - Omg… Dumbledore’s portrait sent help?

6:39am - OMFG he’s the goblin from Philosopher’s Stone

6:42am - So young, to be fighitng so many —— wise words from a goblin

6:45am - They should teach wandlore as an elective in Hogwarts

6:52am - He befouled the White Tomb, die die die

7:00am - It feels like the calm before the storm, the beginning of the end. I really don’t want it to end

7:02am - Awwww… Tonks… now Dora, had a baby boy!

7:07am - Wow, it’s May already

7:17am - You’re cruel to us JKR.  Another excursion, another escape I hope?  I think the last stop will be Hogwarts

7:20am - This is really a union of magical creatures

7:28am - Voldy got the wand, and killed a goblin… and his own Death Eaters!

7:31am - I’m not sure I like being in Voldy’s thoughts…

7:47am - Ah… here we go, the much anticipated backstory of the Dumbledores. I daresay, JKR does have a knack for coming up with family history

7:48am - I was right, Ariana killed her mom

7:50am - Aha! I was right about Gellert killing Ariana too… at least vaguely

7:51am - Whoa, Harry made the connection about the potion. Guess he’s brighter than I am

7:56am - It’s good to be back at Hogwarts

7:57am - I’m sobbing after hearing what happened to Neville’s grandma

8:03am - They’re still looking for Ravenclaw’s horcrux. I still think it’s the Sorting Hat

8:08am - Always the woman of the moment Minerva McGonagall

8:10am - I love Potter-McGonagall exchanges!

8:12am - And another knack of JKR’s, coming up with Patronuses

8:15am - Snape escapes… again, but i love seeing the teachers rallying together

8:17am - I’m glad we have someone like McGonagall in times like these, "We duel to kill"

8:18am - HOGWARTS. MUST. NOT. FALL.

8:23am - i LOVE the name of chapter thirty one

8:25am - I’m so touched that the school united with Harry Potter

8:29am - The Gray Lady is the DAUGHTER of ROWENA RAVENCLAW?!

8:30am - omfg and NOW we get the Bloody Baron’s back story

8:38am - "Oi there’s a war going on there" —— absolutely brilliant

8:44am - Crabbe dies

8:47am - Fred dies

9:05am - Oh don’t let Snape die!

9:07am - Snape dies, but what did Harry collect?!

9:10am - Oh my gosh, Remus and Tonks die

9:11am - It’s Snape’s memories

9:12am - OMG! SNAPE! LILY! PETUNIA!

9:15am - OMFG IT’S SNAPE AND LILY, I KNEW IT

9:21am - Lily and Severus, best friends forever…

9:24am - Snaped loved Lily

9:28am - Oh… oh… wow… Dumbledore was dying from the curse… a year left… oh my god

9:30am - DUMBLEDORE DID ASK HIM

9:34am - I don’t believe it.  Harry has Voldemort’s soul.  Harry/Voldemort has to kill Harry in order to kill Voldemort.  I don’t believe this

9:36am - Dumbledore wants the greater good. AND IT WAS SNAPE’S PATRONUS!

9:41am - NO NO NO NO NO HARRY CAN’T DIE NOOOOOOO

9:44am - Colin Creevey is dead

9:45am - Keep on fighting Neville

9:46am - The abandoned boys… my heart is pounding

10:04am - Wow, she didn’t even forget the Mirror

10:20am - The Malfoys looking for their son… that touched me

10:20am - NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH —— WOW… WOW

10:32am - I’m at the Epilogue. I can’t believe it. I think Harry and Ginny will be married

10:33am - THEY HAVE THREE KIDS!!!!

10:37am - Who the HELL names their kid Albus Severus Potter?!!

There ends the saga of Harry Potter.

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